My Gothic Valentine

For last year's Valentine's Day blog post I went all lovey dovey ad nauseum. Oh, and I'm pretty sure how I ranted about February 14th also happened to be my lunar birthday --  making it a double sucky day for me. This year I'm doing something a little different for my V-Day Moon B-Day post as I'm sure there are plenty of us out there who wish this holiday would just go away. So for all my lovely singles out there burned by love or waddling around through a sea of losers waiting for the "one" to swoop down to earth on a magical  rainbow colored flying Pegasus slaying all your evil dragons,this is dedicated to you. 

How to have yourself your very own Gothic Valentine:

a. drawback the curtians turn off all the lights

b. grab some booze (if legal age permits)

c. jump naked (well duh!) in your bathtub (water optional)

d. grab a bowl of double mocha chocolate triple fudge icecream

e. recite Poe (see below) letters to his dead wife in drunken slur
I am dead because I lack desire,
I lack desire because I think I possess.
I think I possess because I do not try to give.
In trying to give, you see that you have nothing;
Seeing that you have nothing, you try to give of yourself;
Trying to give of yourself, you see that you are nothing:
Seeing that you are nothing, you desire to become;
In desiring to become, you begin to live.

Try saying that really fast 3 times after a  couple of dozen tequila shots tehetehe  ^:^

no love birds were harmed during the making of this post XOXO guys know I'm joking r-i-g-h-t ?  ? ?


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  2. haha. great. ;)

  3. Haha! Great read! I'm single, but I happen to love Valentine's Day! Really, best excuse ever to flirt like crazy. LOL!

  4. happy valentine's day dear :D

  5. I am not single, but I don't like Valentine's day;DDDDD

  6. Awesome! Happy valentine's day!

  7. Love your post :-) Valentine's day isn't as big here in Germany as it is in the U.S., to be honest it hasn't been popular at all until a few years ago. Same goes for Halloween.
    I love that letter by Edgar Allan Poe, need to copy that one.
    Have a great day, no matter if you're celebrating or not :-)

  8. Ha:)
    I have boyfriend, but we are not talking at the moment;D So I feel like I would be single;D

  9. Hilarious! This made my day <3
    Happy Valentine's Day to you <3
    What is a lunar birthday?

  10. rotflmao! that was so fun to read xx
    i only have chocolates for today my boyfriend is cheap xx

  11. haha great post - love it
    made my day hahaha. cant stop loughing

    Would love if you visit my blog.

    Feel free to follow me if you like.

  12. This is great,your funny...
    There are hoards of us out there who don't really like this holiday. ;)

  13. Love this post it's so funny :0
    Today is over marketed,kills the meaning of true love ;) I would also love to know what a moon birthday is,do you know when mine is?

  14. this is how i feel about valetntines today....


  15. Glad you guys have a sense of humour ;)

    A lunar birthday is the when your born and the sign your moon falls into at the exact degrees of the sky. Even though your birthday is on one day every planet on your chart falls into different degrees. Days of the week are really degrees in the sky-man made up the calendar.

    Thanks for the comments XOXO

  16. Ha.... Che bel post, Bambolina!! Just change the Mocha Ice Cream to Nocciola Gelato - And I'm there!! :-)

    Buon San Valentino, Bella Bambolina....:-)

    - Bradolino ♥


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